Nickleback released a new single today with which we will all be bludgeoned into a tasteless coma by November 18, when their new album goes on sale. Summary of the single: Strippers are awesome!
The National Post’s Ampersand blog is not impressed. And rightly:
Now, we are aware that there is nothing original about trashing Nickelback, but the awfulness of Something In Your Mouth demands fresh damnation. The band’s ode to a stripper boasts lyrics that seem destined — if not designed — to become the unofficial anthem of dudes who follow creeds like “bros before hos” and, well, like Nickelback.
Go download the single (don’t pay for it!), burn it on a CD, and put the CD in your microwave. Bake for 30 seconds or until toasty.